consulting-moose-captain:

mina-marina:

literalove:

alex-of-macedonia:

zombicorns:

mina-marina:

My history professor asked who we wanted to have as the next pope and I chimed in Oprah and my prof just stands there laughing for a solid minute before he whispers

Poprah

 #YOU’RE GETTING SAVED #YOU’RE GETTING SAVED! #EVERYBODY HERE IS GETTING SAVED!!!

IT GOT BETTER

#If you look under your chairs you will find a brand new key…TO SALVATION!!!!

wow it got better

sweet shit

the-lonely-scottish-guy:

the-lonely-scottish-guy:

i could have turned out uglier

earthnation:

deodrant:

deodrant:

what do u put in a toaster 

bread

this isnt even a joke

berepah:

mskneesocks:

you’re the only one who understands me google

i tried to scroll past i really did

starllex:

spacegiants:

chicken nuggets arent even that great

what did you just say

sunkern:

sarahita:

sunkern:

boy, are u dutch because amsterdamn

This makes no sense. Amsterdam is in Germany.

I’m in Amsterdam right now and lemme fuckin tell u it is not in germany

Reblog if your Tumblr is NOT connected to your Facebook.

dustinis:

ioweyouamoffat:

allons-y-jawn:

sodamnrelatable:

^reblogging again for that gif

Accurate gif is accurate

i-cant-nope:

theperksofbeingsassay:

He is the most adorable thing to ever walk this earth.

holy crap he is the most perfect human i want to keep him

consulting-sonic:

thestrangesherlcokian:

youcanttakethetardisfromme:

frickmyphone:

IS MURDER ILLEGAL IF IT HAPPENS ON THE MOON

THE MOON IS UNDER GALACTIC PROTECTION, THEREFORE NO NATION OR GOVERNMENT POWER CAN CLAIM JURISDICTION OR POWER OVER IT.  SO NO, THERE IS NO HUMAN LAW AGAINST MURDER ON THE MOON.  BUT I THINK THE PEOPLE THAT LIVE THERE WOULD BE UPSET

THANK YOU TUMBLR

WHY ARE WE YELLING

incestuouslesbianponies:

you-like-rping-so-i:

THIS IS FUCKING WITH MY HEAD

SEA PANCAKE

theperksofbeingahedgehog:

wowitzcorie:

holy sweet mother of eyes

i love how most of them are of his eyes and then ‘sexy car sex’

sideless:

wisteri:

psuedonam:

logoside:

Tips and homespun for the apocalypse that sooner or later will end up coming.     So, keep well this post.

The tutorial for people who ain’t gonna die.

I love the picture of him walking home from the grocery store like NOT A SINGLE FUCK WAS GIVEN THAT DAY!

begayforthatpoordeadintern:

Idk some doodles I liked from when I was in personal study.

Oops, so I thought nerimon was being a sarcastic fuck so I asumed it was somehow for humorous reasonings. So in basic term I upset a hole bunch of people.. By saying that I thought that the dislikes were from people whom don’t understand sarcasm, but I am however mistaken. Alex was generally being a dick, and I appoligise to anyone who I somehow offended